Funny Happy 30th Birthday Messages Wishes and Quotes

Funny Happy 30th Birthday Messages Wishes and Quotes

Your dear one turns 30 and you wonder what to get them? You try to make him or her feel good, but instead of saying just anything to them, you want to make the day memorable by lifting their mood with some hearty and humourous 30th birthday wishes and sayings. Well, you are in the right place.

It’s a fact that the 30th birthday is one of the most important moments in every person’s life. As it shows that the person has already lived three decades of his or her life. Wishing a happy 30th birthday to someone is a sign of great respect and admiration for that particular person, even if it’s done a funny way.

To get your friends, lover and siblings get their ribs cracked with excitement on their milestone 30th birthday, you should see the best of all funny happy 30th birthday messages, wishes and quotes right below. Make someone’s big day memorable and more exciting.

Funny Turning 30 Quotes for a Woman or Man (Male or Female)

Are you kidding me? Surely, this must be a mistake. If you were anyone else, I wouldn’t believe my eyes. However, it is you and I know how long you have been running away from this day! That’s why I would like to offer my sincere congratulations on your 30 years’ birthday!

Check more funny 30th birthday quotes below for a male or female, man or woman turning 30.

1. What a relief! A whole year has passed and now you are 30! Must be that “30” thing…well, I wish you’re enjoying each day of your ’30’ life. Much success and happiness for the coming year!

2. You are getting older. I need to get ready to compete with you on the dating scene. Cute, funny and definitely fun, you make the world a better place without even trying. Happy 30th Birthday.

3. Getting old comes with many responsibilities. In addition to driving more carefully, you will also get to choose if you start shaving above your lip or not. I wish you good health. Many returns of the day.

4. From the crown of your hair to the tip of your feet, I am hoping that you have a befitting and wonderful celebration. I will never forget the day when I was born; it’s your turn today to boast, brag and enjoy as much as you can!

5. Each year, something changes on your birthday and with an extra ten years added to you. So every year, I write to tell you that this is the last time I will be writing you a birthday message. Have I really kept to that?

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6. The best gift anyone can give on their 30th birthday is laughter. I am a big fan of comedy and in your name, I wish to uphold this tradition by coming out with the funniest birthday message you would have ever read. Jokes apart, I wish you a happy 30th birthday.

7. I have always known that one day, you will become a man. If I had known about it, I would have done everything to stop it from happening. But… It is too late now!

8. I can’t believe you’re thirty years old now. Time really flies. You were very young when I met you, and now here you are celebrating your thirtieth birthday, Happy birthday.

9. I asked people how old you are, and how many miles you’ve travelled to get here. No one could answer, but they all agreed on one thing – you look great with every passing year! Happy 30th birthday!

10. Your 30th birthday is a great reason to have a party, but you know what else? It is also a great reason to laugh at all the jokes that have been running through my head, but I have not been able to bring any out yet. Happy birthday.

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11. Today, I hope you have an amazing day. But this is not the only reason I am sending this text. I want to say that I hope, as long as there is life, you will continue to be a citizen of Earth. I wish you outrageous fun days today. I know it’s the best birthday yet because I get the chance to give you 30 birthday slaps.

12. It’s that time again! When your BFFs call to remind you it’s your birthday. Hooray! It can only mean one thing: You’re 30.

13. 30 is the new 20. For most of us, 30 just feels way better than 20 — that’s it. Just a big slap in the face for all of us baby boomers.

14. Congratulations! You just made it through your 20s! That 20 thing was a doozy, right? Although you have faced many challenges and accomplished many goals, you made it through the last decade. Memory lane is calling. What are some of the crazy things you did in those years? Totally worth it, though. Good luck on your way to the next decade!!

15. Some people say that you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. I beg to differ because your tricks never run out of funny stories you could tell. Today is the special day where I get the privilege to celebrate you. Happy 30th birthday.

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16. If your spouse is a woman, she is the only one allowed to control the remote control! For the next 30 years of your life, you must hand that over to her when she asks. Congratulations on turning 30!

17. From the bottom of my stomach, I’m grateful that you have been an important part of my life. Thanks for being there with me every step of the way. Today is your day, I wish you all the happiness in the world. Happy happy birthday. Hey, don’t get over-excited, you are only getting older.

18. You’re 30. The days of chasing after a cartoon are well behind you. The idealism of your 20s has been replaced by the harsh realities of life.

19. It is hard to believe you are turning 30. When we first met, I was sure you were younger than me. But then again, age is just a number. And now that you have crossed the magical 30-year-old milestone, I can proudly wish you a happy 30th birthday.

20. Boy, am I glad these 20s are over! If all those childhood years went by so fast, I just can’t imagine how it will feel when you hit the big 40!

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21. You must be wondering how I’m 29 and I’m wishing you the best in your 30s. Well, wait for it…. You are turning a year older than I am! Happy Birthday to you, woman.

22. Happy birthday to someone who is a professional at annoying me, but also is the reason I love life. We may be sharing an age gap, but we always share the same ambitions and goals in life. Happy 30th birthday.

23. You are what I call a “winning combination for a best friend”! Always there for me, and there was never a day when you ran out of advice. If the world lost your kind of friendship, it would be lacking something very precious in life. I am happy that we met, and I am proud to call you my friend. Happy 30th birthday!

24. I want to wish you a very happy 30th birthday as you are approaching old age very fast, but stop with that, you are not really old. I hope today is one of the best days of your life and every day to come will always be better than yesterday.

25. Happy birthday to my dearest. No one has your way of making me laugh and with you I never get bored. I love your ability to just make things better every time. Happy birthday.

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26. Hope you have a terrific birthday. You always seem to make us laugh at any given moment. You just had to do or say something silly and everyone would burst out laughing. You have brought a lot of laughter into our family and we are glad that you are celebrating your 30th today.

27. You ready to party? If yes, then these 30 candles will be the spark that triggers this goodbye. I wish you a happy 30th birthday!

28. Whoever said old age is an agreeable time of life was dead wrong. My guy has turned 30 and I feel as if I have aged 30 years too. You have been a great and funny friend. Enjoy your day.

29. Your birthday gives me an opportunity for me to tell you that you don’t look a day older than 12. Keep it up, your new age is blessed.

30. There are many differences between your age and my age. For example, I am one year older than you. Hahahaha.

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Funny 30th Birthday Messages for Friend or Best Friend

My dear best friend, you are like a poison that has been injected into my heart. You are a disease that has spread to every corner of my life and I am hooked on you. And I cannot thank you enough for that. I take this opportunity to wish you a Happy 30th birthday!

1. Oh man, I feel so old and useless now. The life of a student, who sought only for fun, is now over. You are turning thirty today and your life is just starting! I wish you a lot of success, not only professionally but also in the long road of marriage and kids. Never forget to enjoy it. I am very proud to call you my friend on this special day.

2. The number 30 is a set of 2 celebratory decades. It is a milestone birthday, which is the reason I have come to pay you tribute. Do you really deserve it? Hahahaha.

3. !!30!! It’s a great age, 3 tens and just 1 one! Happy 30th birthday, my friend! The years have passed too quickly, at this rate we will soon be finishing our 40th glass of red wine together!

4. Have a great eve, bestie! I think we should always celebrate our birthdays by eating whatever we want, lying whenever we want and staying up as late as we feel like! The health police don’t come knocking on your door only on Christmas day… so it’s all right to break the rules for 24 hours, isn’t it? Live it up and enjoy yourself!

5. I remember you were born on the same day as a guy called Jesus, just so you know! I hope your birthday party wouldn’t be bigger than that one! Real funny, right? Well, that’s what best friends are for. Have a blast celebrating 30 years!

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6. Birthdays are the times to give yourself a pat on the back and for doing something great for society. Your 30th birthday is no exception; it marks an achievement of becoming a real man. I am happy to know that you have become synonymous with “strength”. I wish you a wonderful year filled with happiness and stubborn friends like me.

7. Is it not time you found someone to carry on your name? I have known you to have never been choosy when it comes to friends-bot there is only one of me! Happy birthday to my dearest friend, as you begin your journey in a new decade, may good things come your way.

8. You are thirty and so am I, you are celebrating your birthday and so am I. The only difference is I am having a birthday party and you are attending one hahaha!

9. Today is your day – please don’t let us down. Just kidding, it is not a matter of life or death! Just keep in mind that without you, my life would have been so depressing! I would have missed out on the good times. Thank you for being a better friend than I was to you. You deserve all the happiness in this world. Be happy and live long!

10. How is bingo? That is what you will say after receiving all these presents! What kind of loser wants a bunch of presents for his birthday anyway? You are probably thinking, what does he mean by giving me all this stuff?

11. Yea I know exactly what you mean – “birthdays get further away” – haha! But I am getting older every year, so who knows how many more birthdays we will have left together. Each birthday is a joy, and today is just like any other day in the sense that we are spending it together! Cheers!

12. I had no idea turning 30 would look so good on you. You’re breaking my heart, young man. I’m in awe. If only I could tell my past self how hot it’d be to watch you go from 19 to 29.

13. Good luck topping this, at least when it comes to birthdays. But if you ever do, I call dibs on being a character witness!

14. Happy birthday to you, my best friend. I don’t care if your 30 or 80, I still have that green-eyed monster that’s nagging at me any time I see you with a new girlfriend.

15. You are the definition of an original, a one of a kind. You will never fail to amaze me with your random acts of awesomeness. Happy birthday to my very own superhero maker!

30th Birthday Funny Quotes for Her – Girlfriend

If you were a fish, I would buy a boat and start fishing for you! If you were a song, I would blast you on loudspeakers. And if you were a cookie, I would eat you with my green tea. Today is your 30th birthday and I am so happy that I found someone as sweet as you as my girlfriend.

1. If you were a comma, I would use you before every sentence. If you were a question mark, I would question every answer. If you were an exclamation point, I would end every proclamation with you. Today is your 30th birthday and I am so happy that I found someone as sweet as you.

2. You’re 30. That might make you feel old. It might make you feel young. You might think about what you’ve done, or what you haven’t done, but let me assure you that you are not alone in your thoughts and feelings about what’s ahead. You are actually old, babe. Hahaha.

3. You are now able to drive, but I bet the only vehicle you’d want to drive is the back seat of a car. I know what you mean. And this could get you a driving ticket too! Happy 30th birthday, love!

4. What if 30 is the new 20 and 41 is the new 30? Could be! Don’t get too relieved, dear. You are getting old. Hahaha. However, I wish you a great and fun-filled birthday this year. I want you to know that I would do anything for you and I love you so much!

5. The moment you turned 30, time began ticking and the party was on! You have just joined the league of beautiful women that evoke envious stares from people and make them want to know your secrets. 30 is a number many women fear, but you are fearless and marching to the beat of your own drum.

6. You have reached the 30th year of your life. I bet the candles on your birthday cake will never blow out. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

7. Today is the day that you wake up and realize that you have entered a milestone. Enjoy your silly rides and balloons, enjoy being pushed on a swing, and be really really good to yourself. Happy 30th birthday.

8. Well, you are 30 today. I know that you have been worried about getting old. I just watched to let you know that no matter how much time passes, you will never lose your charm and your beauty. You are still getting old though. Happy birthday, my dear.

9. You look as beautiful and youthful today as the day I met you for the first time. I wish you a very happy 30th birthday, dear. Please, remain 30!

10. I know most girls dread turning 30, but in your case, I feel it should be celebrated. Thirty is the new twenty, and if you’re an example, then I think we should all look forward to turning thirty.

11. You are officially 30 years old now. Lucky dog, you’re forever young and I’m so glad I got to know you when I was 25.

12. Happy birthday to the funniest woman on earth. I’m so glad that you are such a charmer because when I grow old, I will have the most fun, old lady, ever! Keep up the good work!

13. I have an insatiable thirst for horror films and you are my favourite one! I wish you a happy birthday! You look as fresh as the dawn, as slender as moonshine, as sweet as honey, and as innocent as roses. May God bless you!

14. Where do I begin. You’ve been a great girlfriend for the past years. You made sure I always felt loved and cared for. And now, let’s celebrate because you’re 30. I want you to be surrounded by people who care about you and I wish you good health.

15. You are my favourite suspense thriller! Happy birthday to you! I wish you many more thrilling moments. May the dangers you face make your future life more exciting and meaningful. Wishing you all the best!

16. I thought having a girlfriend was an amazing gift. I was mistaken! Having a girlfriend like you is a lifetime gift! I am grateful to have you in my life. You make it worth living. Happy birthday! Your boyfriend

17. As you enter your thirties, I wish that you are never struggling to get what you need. My best wishes to you. Happy 30th birthday, my love.

18. I think the best birthday presents are the ones that leave you speechless. I hope this gift will do the same. Happy Birthday!

19. Life’s a gift—you choose how to unwrap it. Want to see what your life would look like with me in it? Here’s the plan: unpack, smile wide, revel in what you see, and go to bed happy every night knowing good things come in cute little packages. I love you. happy 30th birthday.

20. I hope you enjoy this cake; I don’t know what it is, but the dog wouldn’t eat it! Happy 30th birthday.

Funny 30th Birthday Quotes for Him – Boyfriend

While choosing a gift for you I was in a real dilemma, because I couldn’t figure out what would make a good 30th birthday gift to an amazing boyfriend. In the end, I decided to give you my heart. Since we are both crazy and I am crazy about you. Happy birthday!

1. You are 30! I am 30+1! We’re like twins! Well, perhaps not exactly twins. Nevertheless, it is a running joke between us that we should be boyfriend and girlfriend now because you are 30. May you live well beyond 100 years to make me proud of you. Happy birthday!

2. There is something about you that is magical and mighty. You are thirty years old. And now here you are, 30. Happy 30th birthday, boyfriend. You are really going to start counting grey hairs pretty soon.

3. There are many things I want to say about you and none of them is bad. I think you’re the most fun person on the planet, but at times you act more like an adult than me. You show me the ways of the world, a world that is more real than ever. Everything that you do always makes me smile. Have a wonderful birthday!

4. Actually, you are just fine and I am already 30! But perhaps, not exactly a year older than you. However, this is what we joke about to make me feel older. Looking forward to another year older as you experience thirty-first times. You’ve made me proud of you! Have an awesome time turning one year older!

5. It’s been a while since you have touched your 18-year-old self. Haha… Can’t believe I wrote that but, then again, I’m just wishing you more years of good health and great people around you! Happy birthday, man!

6. Age is just a number, I say. By the time you read this text message, you will be 30 years old. I bet more than anything that your thirties will be as awesome as your twenties were. Happy birthday, sweetheart.

7. Here’s to you on your 30th birthday. At this point, the next 30 will be a breeze—no pun intended. As long as you stay healthy, age won’t be a factor; it’ll seem like an afterthought. Drink up and live well!

8. Happy birthday to someone who has a funny bone and doesn’t hesitate to use it every chance he gets. I wish you another 30 years of laughs just like the ones you’ve had so far. Happy birthday, love.

9. I used to think I knew everything as I was older than you. Now that I am one day younger than you, I realize how much less I know. Happy birthday!

10. You might forget your 30th birthday, but I will not! Laugh for life and allow yourself to enjoy it to the fullest. Life is a beautiful thing to live, so make the most of it. Happy Birthday!

11. You are a man you are my man, But most of all you are a child. To sing what your life is like, I must use my inner child. To be a lover, snuggler and cuddler; You’re 30 but still so childish. Thanks for the laughs, snorts, tears and stares. Never change – because you’re so rare!

12. I don’t know about getting old. It’s like getting lost in good looks. You have always had that charming smile. Happy birthday, love. Continue to age.

13. I wish you a joyous birthday and much happiness. I am sending you this card to let you know that it’s never too late for a happy birthday. I wish you the best old age.

14. Not all of us turn 30 the same year, yet we are always united by our love for the most beautiful chapter of life, the 30th. Happy 30th birthday, my dear.

15. Happy birthday to you. You have always been my favourite and most annoying person. Happy 30th Birthday, dear. Best of luck in your new age.

16. You have a wise head on your shoulders and as your bestie, I will always be there for you. Happy 30th birthday, my love.

17. Today is a big milestone, Happy birthday to the coolest guy in town. May your life be filled with love and laughter.

18. Here is wishing you the best of all things that life has to offer to the most annoying and naughty boyfriend. Happy 30th birthday.

19. Just like how much you deserve. I look forward to celebrating another year with you, filled with splendid surprises and happiness and more grey hairs to number. Enjoy your day.

20. You have reached the big 30. I hope this birthday is better than the last one you had even if you are older now. Happy 30th birthday, my love.

Funny 30th Birthday Wishes for Wife

Dear wife, I have decided to change your nickname. It used to be 39 years and now, it will be called 30 years! I wish you a happy 30th birthday and have the best year ever. I love you!

1. Dear wife, even though you were young when we met, I thank God that I am getting younger every year than you, watch me celebrate my birthday and look younger. Smiles… you are always my baby, love. Happy 30th birthday!

2. Darling wife, I know it’s your 30th birthday today. So, to make things easier for me, I have decided to change your name. It will no longer be my love; it will now officially be 30 years old!

3. How did I get so lucky to end up with such a charming and righteous wife like you? I feel blessed for having such a beautiful family. On your 30th birthday, my only wish is that you continue being young even when I know you are getting old. Here’s wishing you many more happy returns of the day!

4. Happy birthday is the most significant word that rang through your ears on this very day. I hope you have the greenest of the cheese and don’t cut your finger with a knife! Happiest of birthdays, wife.

5. Happy birthday, my love. I hope you are enjoying your grown-up life today. I want to thank you for staying with me. These memories will remain fresh in my mind even when you get old before me.

6. Today is a special day for you because it’s the day you were born. Hope your birthday is as special as you are. Happy birthday, my love. 30 cakes are waiting to be devoured by you.

7. You are a very special person who has brought a lot of positive changes in my life, including making me fatter than I used to be. Happy 30th birthday, wifie.

8. I know you don’t want a long essay about how awesome you are. I just want to remind you… Happy 30th birthday, my wonderful Wife!

9. Have a blast on this birthday. I hope today is filled with fun and laughter. May the good Lord grants you all your heart desires and make you eat more today.

10. Today is your big day, and I wish you loads of fun. People like you are hard to come by these days. You make me laugh to death as we think alike and see things the same way. A birthday cake tastes better with a slice cut out of it, you will have 30 slices today!

Funny 30th Birthday Wishes for Husband

I want to wish my hubby on his 30th birthday! Thank you for being such a funny guy! I will always remember all the crazy things we did together. Happy bday, my man. And yes, you are going to jump 30 times for reaching this age before me.

1. Thanks for all the smiles, laughter and non-stop entertainment. With you around, I never had to worry about having a dull day. Happy 30th birthday, hubby. I can’t wait to make you eat 30 huge cakes today.

2. Your thirtieth birthday starts your 3rd decade. I have known you for almost thrice of it. Does that mean I knew you when you were born? Hahaha…I actually had you in my heart even before we were born. Here’s wishing that your next decade would be as good as the first one was. Happy 30th birthday, my love.

3. Happy 30th birthday to you, I am grateful to God for bringing you into my life. You have made life more interesting and brought endless laughter into it. You have always been there for me when I needed a partner in crime. Thanks for being the kind-hearted soul you are.

4. With every passing year, I realise that it was you who kept me on the ground. My wish for you is a peaceful life with lots of laughter and joy. I hope that every day of your life be filled with happiness and my troubles. Happy birthday, my love.

5. One of the special things in life is to have a special day. A day set aside to celebrate the fact that you were born and that you survived. Happy 30 years old, my husband. You are my best friend and I hope you get many more special days in your life.

6. Honey, you are not just getting old, you are going to be getting great. Your life is not just about living to the fullest. It is about leaving a legacy. I know, the best times of your life might be gone, but trust me when I say that the best is yet to come. You were a great man before, and you will be an even greater one by this time next year, even in your body size. Happy 30th birthday.

7. Every time you flaunt your new age badge with pride, I feel so happy and blessed. Thank you for being a part of my life as you age before me. Happy 30th birthday.

8. Honey, on this special day, I want to thank you for always being there for me. You have been more than a blessing to me. I pray the good Lord hears your prayers and grants all your heart desires, including getting me my dream car. Happy 30th birthday.

9. My love, happy birthday. You have made me feel so loved. I hope you’re keeping well and everything is on track. Get ready to get bigger this year, even in size.

10. You are 30 today. And I wish you the best in health, wealth, and happiness. Remember, with those three wishes, anything is achievable. Happy birthday, my love. 30 cakes await you!

Funny 30th Birthday Wishes for Sister

Getting old is not fun, but your birthday sure is. You’ve become the sister I never had. So, I’m happy you’re still the same funny girl I grew up with, who makes me laugh and shares her chips. Cheers to many more years of friendship! Happy 30th birthday! More cakes and calories!

1. Dearest sister, on this special day I would like to wish you the happiest of birthdays. This is my very special love for you, telling you that your grey hairs will soon start surfacing…hahaha…wish you a happy 30th birthday, sis.

2. You are older and wiser today and you should take your birthday as a chance to unwind. Here is wishing you a great day filled with happiness and joy. Don’t forget I have to bathe you with the most expensive wine today.

3. Your life is like a lion, it kicks its way through the hardest of tasks leaving everyone flabbergasted. Wishing you a really special 30th birthday for being so great and accepting to be older.

4. You are the reason I am exactly where I am today. Thank you so much for always being there for me, even if you always want my share of everything added to yours. Do add my age to yours today…hahaha… Happy birthday.

5. On this very special day, I want to tell you how happy you have made my life and how thankful I am for all that you have done for me, including stopping me from reporting you after eating my cookies. Happy 30th birthday, sister.

6. I am not sure if you are a year older or a year younger. You have always looked beautiful and gorgeous. Even till now, you still look exactly the same. Happy 30th birthday and may you have many more.

7. You are turning 30 and you are not alone. I am always going to be there for you anytime, any day, even when you become fatter today. Enjoy your special day. Happy birthday!

8. On your 30th birthday, I just want to let you know that your life is not over. In fact, today it begins. Somehow, age confirms that you are now mature enough to do all the crazy things in life that you always desired and thought impossible. I wish you the best.

9. Happy 30th birthday, sis. You’re 30 layers thick of greatness, my dearest sister. All our best wishes for you on your birthday have a wonderful day.

10. Happy birthday to my sister. Life has been so much better since you entered into it. Today, I wish you fun and laughter, and all the goodness life can offer, including calories!

Funny 30th Birthday Messages for Brother

Happy Birthday to you my brother and an extra happy birthday this time. The 1st was a fake. You are just passing 30, it is actually impossible you turned 30.

1. I remember the day you were born like it was yesterday and now you are 30. Old age is just something you can’t escape, no matter how hard you try. I am glad to see you getting older through the years as this means you are getting wiser. Happy birthday.

2. Coming up to 30 years already, you’ve never looked older, but more handsome and dashing than ever. On this day, my brother, I wish you many more good years ahead. Looks like the good ageing genes in our family run in the males. Let’s not grow old together, instead, let’s be young forever – together!

3. Life becomes good when you have a caring and annoying brother at a time. They help you out of these and those corners out of which you can never get out. I am grateful to have found mine. Happy 30th birthday, bro.

4. Today is the day to be generous. I hope that you are generous enough to save some cake for my mouth. You deserve it, 30 years of treating me like a prince and making me happy. I love you more than words can express. Happy birthday, brother.

5. Happy 30th birthday. This is to tell you that I’m glad to have someone like you in my life and I hope that we will continue to be together for a long and fight over everything…I always do enjoy that. Happy birthday, brother.

6. Happy 30th birthday. I can’t believe you are already 30. Your dreams came true and your life has become better than you ever imagined it would be, including adding so much weight. From the bottom of my heart, I wish you happiness and success in everything that you do. God bless.

7. You’re turning thirty, but you look like nineteen. That’s the trick of your personality and charm. I have never seen someone who loves to be happy as much as you do. Happy 30th birthday.

8. Some days, I can’t believe it’s you and you are about to celebrate your 30th birthday. Time flies by so fast. I wish you all the best in the world, including the prettiest woman.

9. When I think of the words to describe a big brother, I need to take a mental hospital because I can’t even begin to explain how awesome you are. Today is your day, so let me say how much I love you. You mean that much to me. Don’t ever change! Happy birthday!

10. You’re 30 today. I hope it’s been a good one. Here is to another decade of being your brother and rival. Happy birthday.

Funny 30th Birthday Wishes for Daughter

Oh my goodness! My little girl is all grown up now and is hitting the big 3 0. But this doesn’t mean your life is done and dusted, it just means that you are entering a new phase, including adding more weight as much as you don’t want to…hahaha. Have fun on your 30th birthday!

1. 30 is a round number rather than a square. You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want. May you make all your dreams come true and may you live many more happy birthdays, dear. You are always my naughty baby girl.

2. 30! Where have the years gone? Just yesterday, you were chasing after your dolls and now you are a lady. I wish you a very happy birthday and many happy returns of the day to come!

3. The face staring back at me today is not one of a 30-year-old, but that of a bleary-eyed teenager. And yet, you have magically stayed exactly the same – minus the puffy eyes. Each year, I hope you grow up faster but you don’t! On your 30th birthday, I hope today brings you closer to the looks that fit your age.

4. I don’t know how you did it. In what I can only call magic, you’ve turned 30. Special milestone and all that. Just remember, no matter how old you are, you will always be my little annoying angel. Happy 30th birthday, daughter.

5. You will still be my little girl even after today. I know, you are 30 now, but you haven’t changed a bit in my eyes. I will always be there for you when you need me the most. Have a blast.

6. Life is like a book. Some pages are easy to read, some pages cause you a lot of trouble and some pages you can’t turn to at all because the book keeps slipping away. May your wishes come true, my daughter. Happy birthday.

7. Dear, you are so much more than I could ever ask for. Thank you for all the times you would laugh at my silly jokes, and for the countless hours spent disturbing and talking about almost nothing! I am glad you are older today! Happy 30th birthday, daughter.

8. It is very special to be 30. At this age, you have conquered the world and no prince charming is needed to slay dragons. Your happily ever after is a reality and it has been that way for ages. Happy birthday.

9. Today is the perfect day to appreciate you for all you have done. Thank you for making our dreams come true, including having a daughter who will soon start counting grey hairs. Happy birthday, daughter.

10. So all these years you have been responsible for my laughter. In fact, I might not have had a sense of humour without you. So, I would like to thank you for the countless laughs we’ve had together. You are a blessing and a jerk, you know, right?

Funny 30th Birthday Quotes for Son

Happy 30th birthday, son. I hope you’re not planning anything grand for this day. I’ve had enough grand-ness for me for a few weeks now and want to get back to normal. Please, let’s just keep feeding you with cakes until it’s 30, okay?

1. Wishing you a happy birthday, son. As you are turning 30 today, let me tell you that you are the coolest thirty-year-old I know and the most annoying dude that I know. May all the best wishes from here to there flood your life with joy. Have a blast.

2. Your 30th birthday is a reminder to me of how much you value your family and your food. Laughter and joy should be the only two things to surround your special day because of how hilarious you are. I really hope you have fun on this day.

3. The years ahead will be better than the past. What good is growing old if you can’t outgrow the sucky parts of your childhood? Enjoy these years! They’re the ones that last forever.

4. I never asked for a son who was gifted with a magnetic personality and aristocratic looks! These qualities are becoming too common these days. I am proud to have a brilliant son like you, so I am inviting everyone in my address book to be a part of your 30th birthday bash. Wish you the best!

5. My son, now that you’re a 30-year-old man, you aren’t a little boy anymore. Just kidding. In all seriousness, being your dad was the best thing that ever happened to me. I am proud of how much you have grown. The adult you are today is the fulfilment of my dreams for you. Have a wonderful birthday.

6. I’m sure you are celebrating this very special day. You’ve never been one for conformity. Always the one with a mind of your own, you are the original rebel! You might have grown older, but your sense of adventure and spontaneity is as youthful as it was when you were a kid. Happy 30th birthday, son.

7. Son, you are turning 30 today. Thirty years ago when you were born, the doctors looked at you, and you immediately cried. Everyone laughed and said it was a sign of things to come. Now that you are turning 30, I hope you get all you wished for.

8. My dear son. You are leaving your twenties and taking your first steps into the majestic world of your thirties. But believe me, you will never get there alone. you will always be accompanied by me my love, who’ll be there for you, holding your hand, when you stumble and fall. Hey, that won’t stop me from calling you my little boy. Happy birthday to you.

9. So my child has turned 30, I wonder if he is still childish as before?! I bet he gets mad when you say that! Good luck my son and may you live this life to the full, may happiness surround you always, may all your dreams come true in abundance, and may the spirit of love and peace be with you wherever you go!

10. Hey, look who it is! The guy who was born 30 years ago today. That’s pretty cool, huh? I can’t even imagine the fun that you’ll have at your party. On the other hand, I know for sure that your party will only be complete if you agree with me that you are getting old already…hahaha.

Funny Cake Quotes Messages and Sayings for 30th Birthday

The cake is a lie. But you are not. That’s the joke. Funny, right? Well, happy 30th birthday, have some cake! Have a blast on your big day!

1. You deserve this big cake, not just for your birthday but for being such an annoying person.

2. You would have been bored, eating an ordinary birthday cake so I got you a bumble bee. If a bee stings your bum, it tastes surprisingly like chocolate.

3. It’s my 30th birthday and I can cheat on my diet if I want to.

4. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

5. Some things change, some stay the same. Like this cake and my waistline.

6. You’re not 30. You’re $10 with 20 years of experience.

7. It’s my party and I’ll eat cake if I want to.

8. She tells enough white lies to ice a cake.

9. 30 is a weight, not an age.

10. If you’re still looking for that one person who will change your life, take a look at this cake

11. Congratulations! You’ve reached the age where your back goes out more than you do.

12. I’ve decided that my new age is simply the number of days I’ve been alive.

13. They say time flies. For you, it clearly crashed into a cake. Happy 30th birthday!

14. The best way to remember your 30th birthday is to forget it.

15. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t like. Let’s eat!

16. Time to eat cake and get your birthday wish.

17. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

18. Happy Birthday! Time to eat cake until you hate yourself.

19. It’s your birthday! Let’s get baked.

20. You’re not 30. You’re $18 with $12 interest.

The age of thirty is definitely a turning point in life. The celebrant is now considered to be a full adult by most people and this should be a time when they have their life in order. Making such a milestone age memorable for them would be a great thing to do.

If you want to be funny on your friend, loved one or family member’s 30th birthday, then you are good to go with the funny happy 30th birthday wishes here.

Written by Melissa Usunobun

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